Four to the floor

1) A strong 4/4 beat pattern used in techno music: i.e. "untz untz untz".
2) So incredibly, astoundingly drunk that you can scarcely stand up - that is to say, all four of your limbs are going to remain on the floor until you throw up or pass out .

1) "Man, this beat's a real four to the floor."
2) "Christ, she's absolutely four-to-the-floor."

by Jeimuzu22 September 5, 2012

floor show

a smaller music show (concert), usually in a DIY type of venue, were there is a lack of stage and large sound system. these types of shows, which are generally "punk rock" in nature, are more up-close, allowing a more intimate atmosphere between the band and the crowd.

"fuck this big-venue bullshit. i can't remember the last time i was at a good floor show."

by jamezzz October 25, 2007

shit on the floor

From the song "Get schwifty!" From Rick and Morty.

Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor!

by Lhonginis Picklebotton September 14, 2017

floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

Floor Bank

All the coins you drop out of your pockets etc. while driving your car.

Kapper: "Lets go to the gas station and buy some icecream"

El: "Im out of money! Wait, let me just check my floor bank"

by Esben "EL" GH May 27, 2008

The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008

floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.

Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.

by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018