Floof

Big ball of fluff usually following everyone around and never knows what is going on.

Stop being such a Floof!

by ATLETICO76 September 17, 2018

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 2, 2018

pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024

floof

furry

Kid: Hey mom, who's floof?
Mom: a furry

by kiteman82 January 7, 2023

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Tiny floof

It's a word people use for small stuff with something fluffy on them. (usually fur) It can be used for naming animals, cute objects and/or other people.

*sees Pomeranian*
Aaawww look at that tiny floof, it's adorable!

by Obama himself December 5, 2019

floof

noun: a floof is a non-human animal notable for its dense fur (not length, color, etc.) Cats are most commonly cited as floofs, but other species may be floofs (e.g., Pomeranian dogs, Angora rabbits, alpacas).

Did you see that new Persian our neighbors just rescued? She is such a floof!

by AceyMan July 16, 2018