Fruity Flapper

Someone who believes that certain random phrases are actually inappropriate jokes.

"Window Scraper? LAWL!"

"Arthur, you're such a fruity flapper."

by FRICKallgoodusernamesaretaken March 18, 2010

Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015

flapper slappers

the beef curtain like flaps of atrocious leg skin of a flappy slappy. Most likely trying to be distracted from by using the horrible boob job that was bought along with the wardrobe from the trailor park.

'Those overly priced orangutan titties definetly dont distract from those flapper slappers.'

by snappy_holla August 12, 2012

no-flapper beast

A beastly looking female with no flappers.

Mike: Did you see Cody`s girlfriend? She is so ugly! And she has a flat ass chest!

Cassandra: No, she is just a no-flapper beast!

by Cassandra Q March 7, 2007

Fanny Flapper

Another word for a woman who sleeps around.

(Flap thier Fanny)

•She's just another Fanny Flapper, you deserve better than that.

•make sure she ain't no Fanny Flapper before you go for her, Son.

by Frank Fisterton February 21, 2018

flapper w/ cheese

A burger that contains all the usual ingredients apart from the refinement of a juicy wet slab of a vagina flap... with cheese.

I ordered a flapper w/ cheese at burger king and the woman made it fresh from the source.

by Dr. Emil Shauffhausen April 11, 2007

crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010