monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

fivehead

A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.

by Truth April 18, 2003

forehead

A blowjob received while out golfing, preferably in the driver's seat of a golf cart. Similar to road head.

Man, it was really backed up when we got to the 17th tee. So I drove the golf cart around behind some bushes and my girlfriend gave me some wicked forehead. FORE!!!!

by winck June 9, 2009

Fire Head

When a female can deliver stimulation to a penis in a very efficient and pleasurable manner.

Dave: Bro shorty gave me FIRE HEAD this morning
Me: Nice bro, u my dawg!!

by WhiteHispanicFucknibba July 21, 2018

place your forehead

A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.

This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.

So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.

by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005

Firehea

hot & spicy diarrhea

Last night I went to the Szechuan Bowl now I got that firehea.

by creepodepot December 9, 2008

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 20, 2008