fart 

A sound emitting from the ass that can cause AIDS, Cancer, Seizures, or people running away in fear.

I farted now my friend has Cancer.

fart by Erin Wakey Balowey November 14, 2003

fart 

Adding to previous defition, usually farts can either be loud and friendly, or silent and deadly...

fart by Fart sniffer October 15, 2006

fart 

When your hella constipated after eating 7 bean burritos and then you just squeeze ur butt cheeks and instead of shitting a huge fart screechuings and bams out. stinky too.

You farted

fart by butt head October 15, 2006

fart 

1.)Coming from the Butt: A short or long, loud or quiet blast of stinky, smelly air. Or may not even smell at all.

2.)Coming from the virgina: A Pussy Fart or well, just um, see queef

1.)We sniff each other's farts when we get bored.

2.)Dude,she farted on my face...

fart by FUH-ART October 15, 2006

fart 

The tone of the fart is inversely proportional to the tension of the anus on emission

A fart that is a:

a squeaker - tight
deep and throaty - baggy

fart by naughty J October 15, 2006

fart 

a trapped turd crying for help

man 1:freeeeeep! o shit dude i just shart-farted.
man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped!

fart by cdawg111 June 3, 2010

fart 

1. n. A slight explosion between two legs

Synonyms: tooted, shot a bunny, started a motorcycle, and made a naughty noise

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

fart by Sir Marmot Piggle October 15, 2006