exploding cum

When your jizz starts to turn steamy hot instead of cold and then has a reaction and then blows up in your mates mouth

“OMG DID U HEAR BECKYS BOYFRIEND HAS EXPLODING CUM!”

by Mr. Franco December 30, 2017

Exploding Banana

Orgasming penis

meg choked on jack's exploding banana

by iknowstuffyoudon't,sobelieveme June 28, 2009

Taint Exploring

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.

When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.

by John Tonkins July 5, 2006

Exploding Gas Tank

After eating a bean burrito and while performing the Dirty Gas Pump, let your anus explode a steaming load on the persons face.

Last night I gave Erica the Exploding Gas Tank

by BreSki January 18, 2008

Exploding Monkey

Teh l33test weapon. It r0x0rz all!!!

Shin unleashed his mighty exploding monkey

by ShinKaiser January 30, 2005

exploding ass

When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line.

Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight.

by JHyphenDollarSign January 10, 2009

Expiating

Apologizing to your ex for bad sex.

Person: I have erectile dysfunction, sorry.
Person's Ex: So you're expiating now, on my wedding?!?

by Jshshslacsjsjavdisjajdhdushsja January 22, 2016