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European Best Friends 

They love each other so much. They have an incredible bromance. They can't live without each other. They love always being around each other and everyone is jealous of their relationship. They are extremely hot, intelligent. Both tall and have good sense of style. They love hard and are easily heart-broken but each other counter their sadness and make each other feel so much better. They are always there for each other. Preferably statistics show that the best combination of best friends are with Mike & Marios.
They are such European Best Friends

european man bag 

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"
european man bag by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014

European Stoplight

When a women and another women stand chest to chest with interlocking boobs.
I like scissoring with my girlfriend just fine, but I really enjoy starting the evening with a European Stoplight.

European Union Challenge 

Successfully bang a person from the opposite sex from each country in the EU.
Bro after fucking that chick from Malta I only have Slovakia and Luxembourg to close out the European Union Challenge.

european roadtrip

When the driver gives a guy in the passenger seat a blowjob, and he reaches across to take the wheel - driving from the right hand side.
"My girlfriend got a lil' crazy driving us home last night and gave me a European Roadtrip on the highway."

European Ascent 

When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack
I wanna give my man the European Ascent!
European Ascent by BitchMaid69 November 10, 2017