a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.
by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014
Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!
Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!
Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!
by Shlatt_fer_Prez46 November 20, 2020
Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.
If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.
keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.
keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
Happy birthday Essex
by thunderbearxxx June 05, 2014
/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
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by PineappleGuaveBro December 05, 2020
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021