Glizzy Excavator

A piece of heavy machinery used when one so many wieners to transport traditional means of transportation do not work.

Wife "We have so many wieners to move"
Husband "Good thing I purchased a Glizzy Excavator"

by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021

Turkish Excavator

A sex move in which a male, with his cock and balls inside a womans vagina, lifts her up by her boobs while she grabs at stuff with her arms

Woman: I knocked over my grandmas asses! Shit put me down!
Man: Does this mean we can't do the Turkish Excavator nymore?

by kats067 January 16, 2026

The Public Escalation Paradox

A phenomenon in which individuals or groups become more stupid and defensive in their positions when a conflict or disagreement occurs in a public setting or 2 content creators online. Although private discussions often allow for flexibility and compromise, public jackasses increases pressure to maintain credibility and avoid appearing weak, leading to intensified conflict and reduced chances of resolution.

“This entire thing is just The Public Escalation Paradox It’s so Stupid”

by The Raging Chud March 21, 2026