eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

The Eiffel Tower

How big every man wishes his dick was, figuratively.

"I pray my dick get big as The Eiffel Tower / so I can fuck the world for 72 hours!" ~Kendrick Lamar

by Imtheweirdsinner November 13, 2013

eiffel tony'd

When you wake up scared and naked from a drunken stupor and a tall man named Tony and his friend are eiffel towering you.

I dont remember anything from last night. I woke up and some guy named Tony and his friend were leaving the motel room saying, "That was a solid fuck. That chick just got eiffel tony'd! Hey man, lets order a meat lovers pizza!"

by Jeff Picklestein March 5, 2014

eiffel tower warm-up

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009

Eiffel Tower

When a group of people shit in the same toilet consecutively without flushing until the pile of shit 'peaks' above the rim. Is usually performed out of spite or to express dissatisfaction.

Guy 1 "Yo these chicks invite us over to their place and they don't even put out?"
Guy 2 "Let's eiffel tower these bitches then dip out."

by Khrust June 22, 2016

Eiffel Towering

When two males and one female are engaged in a ménage à trois while all involved are standing upright. The female stands between the two males -- one of which is in front of the female, the other behind -- during intercourse and their standing position resembles the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France

Tonya stood in the middle while Tom and Jack were Eiffel Towering her from the front and behind.

by xerobane May 7, 2018

eiffeltower

getting a boner in a public place

Hey Melvin, will you go up to the board and do #16 instead of me, i think I'm gettng an eiffeltower.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003