chop a dutch

to split a Dutchmaster cigar and fill it with marijuana

G-Eazy: You rappers just talk a bunch. Stress me out, I chop a dutch.

by JBoyTheToy January 6, 2015

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

go dutch

to have each person pay his or her own expenses

If a friend and I go out to eat, we might "go dutch," meaning we may each pay for our individual portion of the bill

by srie-paradise May 30, 2015

Dutch Sneak

When a group of friends hide perishable food items around another friend's house. Thus creating a house-wide dutch oven smell if the rotting items are not found soon enough.

Why are there doughnuts in the VCR? Those damn Dutch Douches pulled a Dutch Sneak!

by T. Schuay September 1, 2012

Dutch Bingo

A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!

Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?

by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 21, 2013

Dutch Walk

A bar hopping style invented in Oakland, CA. When walking back home, but you hit up every bar on the way back.

“Hey, let’s Dutch walk home”
“Oh man, that’s gonna hurt in the morning”

“Last night was nuts, Eric and I Dutch walked home last night, and wound up at some underground furry fight club”

by tzeak July 31, 2022

the dutch inquiry

A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!

He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

by Stagmen April 23, 2017