Tinkle Dunk

When a man accidentally touches the tip of his penis against the toilet water when sitting down to produce fecal matter and / or urine.

Man, this water is pretty high, I hope I dont Tinkle Dunk my wiener in the toilet water while I'm pooping.

by CKRR April 28, 2011

skrunky dunk

old homosexual jazz man

"Boy, that skrunky dunk sure could slam."

by BITCHWHOREASS January 30, 2022

lena dunham

A racially and/or ethnically oblivious person

There are a lot of Lena Dunhams at this Father John Misty concert.

by trecoolx September 18, 2016

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

rusty dunk

Act of sticking ones finger in ones rectum, at minimum two knuckles:
proceeding to dunk or stir said finger in the drink of an aquaintance.
Can be used on friends, enemies, or even family as well.

That fat ass doesn't know i rusty dunked his cloudy limon earlier at the bar.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

f'dunk

a cock slap to the face

I f'dunked her after I nutted in her face

by the almighty f'dunk king April 9, 2003

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010