by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025
Get the Duct Tape mug.The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.
"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
by dave moon February 13, 2025
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Get the Duct tape sally mug.A very high risk and high stakes street race. Both of the drivers have one hand duct-taped to the steering wheel, limiting the turning radius of the wheel. They have the other hand free to shift gears.
Duct Tape Deathmatch races most commonly take place on narrow winding mountain roads.
Using the handbrake to lock the rear wheels is a common technique to achieve a smaller turning radius.
Please do not do this yourself.
Duct Tape Deathmatch races most commonly take place on narrow winding mountain roads.
Using the handbrake to lock the rear wheels is a common technique to achieve a smaller turning radius.
Please do not do this yourself.
Alex is going to try to do a Duct Tape Deathmatch. If he's not careful he'll end up at the bottom of that cliff.
by NightFlash96 February 23, 2022
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