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hippie liberal douche bag

a person that usually resides in the bay area that tries to force you to live under their rules of life and can't understand why you hate them. they also think its still the 1960's and havent had a hair cut or bath since then.
If that hippie liberal douche bag trys to peel 1 bumber sticker off the back of their Volvo it'll fall apart.
by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006
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douche bag

1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.

4) a vaginal cleaner
1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
by im da boss1030 January 3, 2010
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[douche bag]

A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags
by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008
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Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
by karment August 26, 2010
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Out of Body Douche Bag Experience

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.
After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."
by MLS123456 May 29, 2011
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Douche Bag

Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.
Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!
by WorkswithDouchebags August 1, 2008
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Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
by Mibewt December 29, 2009
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