One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018
The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 30, 2021
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
by pseudonymforyourname November 18, 2022
The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
“There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker”
“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker”
“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.
Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.
by AlienMan1964 February 07, 2018