"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
Get the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'mug. by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019
Get the Double-Dutchmug. To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.
"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"
by Jtrees November 26, 2018
Get the Double dutchmug. “Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”
by WrXpace September 4, 2022
Get the Double Dutchmug. When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
Get the Double Dutchmug. by dory999 October 7, 2018
Get the Double Dutch Ringmug. by FlomFlom January 18, 2022
Get the Double dutchmug.