Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.

Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!

by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018

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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Double Decker

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina, a deft pun on the phrase double deck her.

Yeah, we did a double decker on her.

by Anarcho Crust Fuck April 4, 2020

Double decker

U do this to a girl u hate when ur about to climax shove her over and the jizz in ur hand and when she tries to get up shove the jizz in her nose and run away it is called this because u humiliate her twice

Dude I double deckered that bitch yesterday

by Hoddy toddy June 19, 2014

double decker

One set of tits on top of another.

I thought that girl had a double decker but it turns out the bottoms were implants.

by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009

Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!

by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019

Double-decker

To fold ones erection back on itself then reinsert to continue coitus.

I totally double-deckered my girlfriend/boyfriend last night.

by Stephan Noir February 4, 2021