I don’t know what I’m doing lol

What you can say when you literally dead because of how bored you actually are.

Dude 1: i don’t know what I’m doing lol
Dude 2: cmon let’s go play sum minecraft

by Ummmmm hi May 14, 2020

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

All the cool kids are doing it.

The perfect reason to do anything.

Q: Why are you eating vanilla ice cream and pickles?
A: Dude, all the cool kids are doing it.

Girl 1: Do you wanna go to Sam's?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: All the cool kids are doing it.
Girl 2: Oh, well in that case... Yes.

by vegetable fried rice June 25, 2009

Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom

D D Doing Your Mom

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

I'm Doing Me

To be independent or do what you want to do. Not letting other people influence your decisions.

Just being the man.

Nah, I'm doing me.

by 30 Wrecker June 16, 2010

Dunkin' docking

When one man slides his foreskin over the penis of another man, and the two slam dunk a basketball in unison.

I wasn't sure what to make of it when I broke into the recreation center and found Tony and Tim dunkin' docking.

by Hotbutter May 22, 2015