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friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.
by madamemma May 30, 2006
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detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.
My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.
by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016
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divorce insurance

Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).
A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.
by Sheriff69 July 22, 2017
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Divorce Chicken

When a partner keeps threatening divorce in a marriage. They don’t think the divorce will actually ever happen, and are using the threat of divorce as a form of control.
He played divorce chicken and lost.
by Oceansea March 30, 2021
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Divorce Hat

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.
Marc received a Divorce Hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.
by Dasjuice December 12, 2014
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divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers
Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.
by Loyal_Niggas June 14, 2016
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hood divorce

When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)
They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.
by LambfromSweden January 24, 2018
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