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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 28, 2011
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The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
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Parsnip Dilemma

A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.

Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!
by MothMaven August 15, 2024
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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma
by Fish20 February 17, 2023
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Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.
by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025
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Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness
So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.
by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020
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Orange dilemma

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.
Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.
by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020
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