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North Carolina Earthquake 

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry
By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

Category 12 Earthquake 

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.
My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.
Category 12 Earthquake by KlownMan January 26, 2024

shut up earthquake 

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead
“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”