Jizz Curse

The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.
God dammit the Jizz Curse caused the coronavirus pandemic.
by MarkAntony23 June 02, 2020
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Cursed Knowledge

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.
Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and
by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020
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No cursing Day

a day when nobody cures (august 23)
by lbndae August 11, 2020
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Aldrigian Curse

Whenever someone texts someone else the nerd emoji three times, that person who received the text, will get a text from Rowan that shows several emojis on how he will haunt/murder the victim.
Dude.. I just got 3 nerd emojis sent to me!
Are you serious? Thats the Aldrigian curse!
by Ja V Morant September 15, 2023
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cursed word

A word that has been cursed. It‘s still readable, but just very cursed
T̴͍̺̝̠̳͍͈̳̦̯̩̬͈̝̟̥̀̂͑̅͊̇͊̉̀̈̓͜͜͠h̶̛̳̺̻͉̺͓̻̝̩͔̟̠̪̹͂̇̈̇̎̋̾̚i ̛̙͖͙͉̹̩͈͂̈́̓̿̈́̽́̀͋͊̾͌̚͜s ̨̱̣͙̯̪̲̺̗̓͌̇̏͜͜ ̧̻̩̖̤͓͌͑͑͐̊̔̃̊͐̓̿̃̊̕͘͠ỉ̴͖̠͇͔̤̯̞̌̀̉͋͂̃̍͑s ̛̛̛͍͍͕̭̱̂̈́̇̂́̋̇̈̋̿̒͋͗̈́̿͝͠ͅ ̵̳͉͉̞̞́͌̊̀̊̆͝a ̧̡̧̡̬̜̼͓̝͕̺̰̭̰͓͓̦̀́̑̋̐͊̎̅͆̚ǹ̵̢̤͍̖͙͉̹̟̠̱̠̻͙̱̠̩͈̱ͅ ̴̢̨͎̥̺̬̱͕̭̻̜̼̀̇̍͛̇̓̿ͅe ̡̨̨̦̼̩͉͍͖̫̲̯̜͖̞́͑̋̉́̾͑͊̔̽͌́͗̈͑̋͗̀̕͠x ̨̧̡̡̨̻̦̩̯̳̬̺̥͇̱̰̑̂͗̃̈́̍͆̋̔͐̉̓̑̕̚c̶̠̗͖̾̿̍͒͌͋͗̏̄̃̀̊̽̄̿͗͝ă̶̧̨͍̼͉̬̝͕̼͇̠̘͆̀͗͆̔̈͒͑̿͛̉͜͜͝m̵̖͎̝̯̟̬͔͈̱̱̾b̴̧̛̙̼̲͙̦͙̰̪͍̝͕̟͎̃͛͑͑̀̇̽̓̋̉̈́̀̾̆̐l ̡̨̦̭͉͔͕̼̯͆͂̔̍̎̈̀̒̋̆̾̓̈̆͊̍ȩ̴̗̲͙̟͚̹̙̜̌̚ ̨̫̱̞̠̣̜̫͚̜̟̆̽͛̉̾̒̋̊f ̱̯̥̆̾̿̇̿̂̿̏̈̉̚ȯ̴͇̺̭̫̖̍̉̿̎̔̐͌͐ȓ̵̡̧͔̙̙͓̮̺̠̹͚͉͈͈̤̽̀̀̋̌̅̆̑̈́̔̀͗̂̐̓͗͆̕͠ ͈̦̠͓̠̹̪̝̤̑̉̋͗́̌͝a ̧̛͓̠̺͍̭̫͈̣͖̍̍̓̒̅̓̅̾̑̇͂̐͜͝ ̴̢͎̰̏̄͊ͅc̶̢̨̗͕̹̦̝̳͍̦̘͕͇͎̰̹̻̣̏̅̐̏̈́́͆̄͋̀̐͝͝ư̵̤̻̪͉̈́̀̊̒̃́̀͗̈r̵̢̢̧̩͓̗̲̗̦̙̝͕̪̱̫͎̻͈̐͊͐̇̚ś̵̢̠̥̺̭̮̞͕͓̗͍̤͐̈́̑͂̈́̀̃͆̀̿̓̿̋̃̏͋̄̕͜e ̛̥̳̥͉̘͇͖̲̙̫̦̞̟͖͜ͅd ̺̮̺̗̹͇̜̯̰͕̜̓̀́̄͒͐͂̀̍͘ ̟̭̜̠̥̣̱̺̮͗w ̰̭̏̅͗́͘o̴̧̧̡̺̩͈̙͓̺̘̝̝̣͕̠̍́͜͜r ͈̠͙͉͚̪̣̱̣̻̖͖͓̪͉͔͚̎̎̾̆̀́̀̑̇̆̐͋̎̈́͌̕͘͘͠d ̨̮̟̖̹̙̥̠̻̥̦̰͐́͐̏͋͊͌̽̀̿̊̀̓͆͜͠͝͝ ̨̛̼͉̗̬͔͇̯̒̒̎̕ş̵̢̞̲͚̬̱̹̰̣͇̣̘̭̯̣̺͖͇̔̿̀͆̽̚͝e̵̛̬̦̼̻̞̫̫͚̫̳̲͍̰̤͊̐̈͒̎̍̔́̎͐̍̊́̽̕ṋ̴̩̻̙̩̹̻͎̟͍̽͐̏̇̊̈́̄̌̐̿̉͛̚t ̡̛͖̳͔̬͈̙̙̅͂̔̿͗̽͆̆̽̀́̀͊͊͊̚e̴̘̝̗͔̙̿̀̒̌̾͑͑̆̕̕͝͠n̴̢̡̗̫̻͖͔̦͚̭̩̮̞̂̔͗̂͠ͅc ̨̢̙͍̫͈͉̩͕͇͕̲̻͖͍̖̙̳̃̇̓̌̓̃̃̊̾̏̀̚̕͜ë̵̛͎͑̐̏̔̍̀͑͆̅̎̚. Cursed word
by Awesomeamazingperson November 29, 2021
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curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks
by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020
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Witzig Curse

A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.
Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.

Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.
by blink182nms13 June 04, 2009
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