Caravan Crusader

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)

The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.

I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.

by I_make_words March 25, 2021

Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019

Crusade nigger

A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land

Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.

by TheJewFromWaterloo June 7, 2019

pussy crusader

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids

i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader

by mekaaa June 12, 2022

Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.

"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"

by Chris.is.gay February 6, 2020