croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.

this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up

by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021

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Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.

Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.

by dougleston December 9, 2019

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Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.

Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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