Cuomosexual

A person between the ages 17 and 55, but especially early twenties who should keep their head on a swivel around Albany, for fear that disgraced Governor Andrew Cuomo may sneak up to sniff their head at any moment.

Hey Jenny, want to go to that party at SUNY Albany tonight!

No way! I fall right in the middle of the cuomosexual age range, that’s far too dangerous

by Lafrissá & Trey'le'jae January 1, 2023

Cuomosexual

Someone who is attracted to the lead singer Rivers Cuomo of the American rock band 'Weezer'

"Jesus, she is so obsessed with him..."

"Yep- She's Cuomosexual alright.

by ss.cydney September 21, 2025

Choisexual

Someone that is normally straight, but would have a homosexual relationship with someone with the last name Choi.

Dang that guy David Choi is really hot... I finally realized I'm a choisexual.

by John Sherlock June 4, 2025

Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.

“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”

by Plutonio January 18, 2026