Charleston Chew

The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.

Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)

by eldorath April 14, 2007

Charlestown

A town in Indiana, specifically in the Southern region, with Four (or five, if you count a church) schools, that sucks. It has no history except for an extremely vital Ammo plant and a bunch of stuck up arrogant "athletes" that get scholarships to IU and Notre Dame until they fuck it up and get arrested.

Stay the fuck away from Charlestown, because the only places near it are Selersburg, Jeffersonville, and Otisco.

by Colonel_Shrek February 16, 2017

Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.

"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"

by teamspetsnaz March 4, 2009

Charlestown Pinch

When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper together to get the last bit of poop.

I had sticky poop so I performed a charlestown pinch to keep clean.

by Ian[FL] November 11, 2006

charleston chili dog

When a man and a woman engage in a sexual act and the man takes a dump on the woman's chest, then proceeds to titie fuck the woman.

cam: Yo dude, i heard that sam and megan had a charleston chili dog!
dave: Word? i knew she was a freak!

by FatC February 24, 2009

charleston

Hi-hat cymbals.

Normal people call this part of the drumkit hi-hat, french canadians call it charleston.

by Anssi Tenhunen October 17, 2010

Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.

"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."

by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008