Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021

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A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.

Why are you being such a Carson?

by AlexDaBean March 31, 2022

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Is like a requis, who is a very muscular black man who will skull fuck you when you get flashed.

but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me". CARSON is similar to the likes of requis.

by Kaahwhwhehehehe April 07, 2020

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8ball Legend

Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball

by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020

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They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym

He's pulling a Carson

What a Carson

Typical Carson

by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017

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