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Carson

Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.
Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?
by Claire M. January 6, 2019
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Carson

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Carson is bustanuttible
by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022
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Carson

Is like a requis, who is a very muscular black man who will skull fuck you when you get flashed.
but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me". CARSON is similar to the likes of requis.
by Kaahwhwhehehehe April 7, 2020
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Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
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Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym
by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017
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Carson

A person with a penis under 3 centimeters.
by Lofus69 May 7, 2018
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Carson

damn that carson really built like a jew
by sand niggers for jesus May 31, 2018
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