Carshmallow

A car entirely encased in snow, so as to look like a large road marshmallow. Usually seen in Edmonton, AB.

Oh, dude. Sucks to be you. You left your car on the road, and the plows turned it into a carshmallow!

by MeredithPorter January 22, 2011

carshed

Getting crushed by a car.

"That guy just got carshed"

by clpryde7 November 3, 2009

Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.

Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome

by Efurion October 18, 2020

cardshark

1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort

2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.

See: windtunnel

1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.

2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!

by Pedobear February 23, 2005

Bumper Cars

When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.

Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...

by Remy November 8, 2004

cars that go boom

now if your car aint got it go out and get it, we like the boom and dont you forget it. so turn down the trevel and fluant your bass, so your car could be heard almost anyplace. cause when your in the streets we cant go far without hearing the boom pouring out your cars. So if your speakers weak please turn it off cause we like the cars that sound so tough.

We like the cars the cars that go boom, were tigra and bunny and we like the boom

by likethat September 5, 2003

Carcharoth

Greatest of the wolves or "werewolves" of Morgoth/Sauron in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. Fathered by Draugluin, Carcharoth was specially trained and fed up to be the most powerful wolf ever, because of a prophecy that Huan the wolfhound could only be killed by the greatest wolf in history.

Carcharoth was posted outside the fortress of Angband to protect Sauron from any attempt by Beren, Luthien and Huan to obtain a Silmaril (in fulfilment of their oath to Elwe). Put under a sleep spell by Luthien, he failed to prevent the theft of a Silmaril, but he attacked Beren when he tried to leave the tower, biting off the hand containing the Silmaril.

Tormented by its light which he found unbearable, Carcharoth then ran rampage across Beleriand until hunted down and slain by Huan. As the prophecy foretold, Huan was also slain in this combat.

Carcharoth is depicted on the cover of the book The Lays of Beleriand as a gigantic slavering wolf with dark fur and red eyes, belching smoke.

by Andy May 10, 2004