Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much

She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.

by CinnaFox October 18, 2021

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 04, 2021

Candy cane kiss

A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together

Friend 1: Bro I just had a candy cane kiss with my hoe
Friend 2: Ew u dirty nigger what the fuck

by naonmi November 12, 2023

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 07, 2023