Canada

The best damn country ever! Huzzah for Medi-Care!

Canada kicks ass to a maximal degree.

by Birdinator December 20, 2008

Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Canada

The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.

"Who?"

"I'm Canada"

"Who?"

by Hetalia fan February 4, 2010

Canada

The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.

Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)

We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****

by William McCrae January 20, 2004

Canada

The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006

Canada

The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.

"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."

by spider jerusalem June 3, 2005

Canada

A fake country created by a lizard man named Justin Trudeau.

Person 1: “Man I could never live in Canada, it’s too cold there.”

Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”

by myleg! May 31, 2018