Camper Aids

Diarrhea, flob sweat, gut grumbles, Cinnabon, and aching grundle that ensue after consuming food of questionable origin.

Most often contracted after partaking of a meal obtained from a food truck, or “camper”.

Connotatively referred to as “food poisoning” by the uninitiated.

“Ugh, I got a wicked case of camper aids after my wife forced me to eat at that food truck.”

by samskquantsh December 28, 2019

camper damper

A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.

After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.

by mc? July 4, 2011

Camper's Handjob

A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.

After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".

by Evan_12345 January 16, 2006

Bush camper

A person in Fortnite who sucks at the game and knows it, so they hide in a bush until someone walks by.

I just got killed by a bush camper. That little fucktard!

by Sharko24 March 15, 2018

camper fag

A person who camps like no one I have ever seen. They claim it is being strategic but really it's just camping. They claim that they didn't camp even though they only had six deaths the only game.

Me: YOU FUCKING CAMPER.
Seth King: I'm not a camper I'm just strategic.
Me: You're a fucking camper fag.
Seth King: Just because I'm using a M16 Heartbeat Sensor.
Me: Camper fag....

by Thatkidwhocallsoutcampers. March 13, 2010

Bush camper

Someone who hides from their problems and thinks that everything is going to be ok

Joey: He found out that he failed the exam and hasn't come to college since

Theo: man he's such a bush camper

by Coacroach911 September 30, 2018

Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas

Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper

by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015