Cadbury Lane

A song by Limerick-based band Rusty Trombone and The Fanny Farts, describing a man's desire for anal sex.

"Hey look over there!"
-"That's the guy from Rusty Trombone and the Fanny Farts"
"Hey Rusty! Will you sing Cadbury Lane for us?"

by bewnsey September 21, 2009

Cadbury's Cream Egg

where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.

hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg

by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021

Cadbury's cunny

The practice of a chocolate bar dildo. Freeze a rectangular chocolate bar and use it for vaginal or anal insertion.

I have myself a Cadbury's cunny last night.

by Khryne August 9, 2016

cadbury smash

hash

the cadbury smash nowadays just puts your brain to mush
(in a scottish accent)

by jimdingz July 25, 2011

Cadbury Finger Bash

Similar to a Tim Tam Slam, one bites the ends off a Cadbury finger biscuit and uses it as a straw with their desired hot beverage (or cold milk-based beverage), then before it melts/disintegrates, devour and enjoy.

“Hey, do you want a Cadbury finger with your coffee?“ “Heck yes, I’m going to Cadbury finger bash it.”

by minge biscuit March 23, 2020

Cadbury's Creampie

When you fist a girl with a Cadburys Creme Egg in your hand and break it inside her

Fancy a Cadbury's Creampie love?

by Spinggaldick November 22, 2025

Up the cadbury

In Australia we engage in anal sex with our wives

Hey mate , I up the Cadbury with the missis last night

by AussieCadbury August 5, 2021