crap

u know that beautiful brown work of art that comes from what we call"your ass"

it alos means "shit"
mike: "Jesus christ! what is that smell?"
luis: "o thats my leftover crap in the toilet"

mike:"hey whats for lunch"
luis:"the crap they always serve"
by pipotino March 12, 2009
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crap

1. Feces, human or animal waste

2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit

3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap

4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
I went to see Kid Rock in concert, he's crap.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)

He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).

They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)

The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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crappy-crap-crap

Crappy to the furthest extent, Also really , really crappy.Another meaning is a decent insult. See also -> craptacular crap crappy
adj. "That hoopty was crappy-crap-crap." insult "That butt was crappy-crap-crap."
by That Bum April 30, 2005
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Crap

Pronunciation: kræp
Part of Speech: Noun, Verb
Meaning:
1. Something false.
2. A slang for the word shit or rubbish.
Social situation: Used in non formal situations, such as with friends or family.
Sentences:
After having a huge lunch, he really needed to go take a crap.
The words he said were all untrue and nothing but crap.
That crap has been lying around for long enough, you better throw it out right away.
by dkreangdoon December 16, 2008
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Crap

1. Most Anime
2. Mac computer
3. Aol
4. McDonalds food
5. Rap music
6. Poop
1. My god this crap is boring
2. AAAAARRRGHH! my crappy computer is broken!
3. This web browser is absoloute crap!
4. hi id like a Crappy meal please.
4. Why are you listening to this crap?
5. oh my god my dog just took a huge crap on the lawn
by Eric January 2, 2007
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crap

Dude, do you like jazz?
No, it's crap nobody does
by tehnicestown March 19, 2008
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crap

What a person says if they make a mistake or hurt thereself.
Jenny dropped a weight on my toe.
"Crap!" I said
by ouchihurtmyself January 15, 2009
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