Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

Cats by SucXfatal July 13, 2021

cats

animals that piss and shit all over your carpet and then scream at you

i fucking hate cats

cats by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

Cats by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.

"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."

Cats by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022

Cats

The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

Cats by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022

Cats

Shane Dawson's cum dumpster

I like cats

Cats by anonymous January 14, 2022

Cats

The definition of purrfect.
Cats are the most wonderful thing in the world and no one can change my mind.

Cats are amazing

Cats by miniisepic January 15, 2022