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broner

1.the act of getting a boner at the same time as your best friend. and then convientely letting them know that you have a boner via text.
best friend 1: Hey man whats up
best friend 2: my dick
best friend 1: thats a coincidence so is mine
best friend 2: we got a broner going on!!
by mystery_man69 November 18, 2011
mugGet the bronermug.

Broner

Having an erection while being with your buddies.
Jack is currently having a broner for no reason.
by Barack Oshizzle April 22, 2014
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

when you get an erection from just having fun with your friends. this is a non homosexual boner that most often goes unnoticed. when it is noticed, the person who has a broner will most likely be made fun of, leading to embaressment
Bro 1: " dude, this is such a great time!"
Bro 2: " hell ya it is"
Bro 1: "AHAHAHA YOU HAVE A RAGING BRONER!"
Bro 2: "DO NOT"
Bro 1: " ya you do look"
Bro 3: "thats hilarious"
Bro 2: "SHUT UP"
etc.
by jrevs September 1, 2013
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

A completely non gay experience in which one bro observes another bro having an erection. Following the experience, the observing bro may follow with "congrats on the broner, bro."
dude, this is our first broner. I know you're ready for spring break with that flagpole.

Nice Broner
by Bromosexual Harassment Lawsuit February 27, 2011
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
Dude when you bench pressed 300 lbs. I gotta huge broner
by CPOLL23 April 2, 2011
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

A term used when one straight man, or bro, gets aroused by another bro or his bro's actions.
"Dude look at my new haircut"
"Wow man, I have a total Broner right now"
by RobertFame October 16, 2015
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

When one or more of ur "Bro's" have a stiff and your in the same room.

or;
Random boner when hanging out with bro's.
We were all watching porn at mikes and we got broners.
I was with my bro austin and i got a broner.
by balljuice June 14, 2011
mugGet the Bronermug.

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