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Blasting Moose

A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.

Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.

I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!

Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!

That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
by k2000k August 14, 2011
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sexy-beasting

Verb: the act of being a sexy beast. Which might include acting crunk, taking over malls, acting like a retard, having sexy random dance parties is publis locations.
Jill, Jenny, and Sara are mighty fine at sexy-beasting, pant-less or not. Oh dang!

The albino kid's head would explode if he tried to be a sexy beast.

Not everyone can commit acts of sexy-beasting like Jill, Jenny and Sara.
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space blasting

Yeah 'cause she spent the day space blasting.
by ilikethewayitis August 9, 2010
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Sack Blasting

The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."

"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
by Shamelesss August 19, 2013
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pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
by Pube Baster September 4, 2009
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brain blasting

Stuffing the entire ball sack into the ass or vagina of another.
Me and my girl friend were brain blasting all night. My balls still smell like ass.
by theonetrueruler November 30, 2013
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basting

When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.
Yo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?
by JCM Crew May 31, 2006
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