botchel

a car full of hot girls

a botchel of bitches

by lessguy July 13, 2009

Botcher

Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.

"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"

by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009

Boscher

A German National

Look at those Boschers over there eating their sauerkraut and sausage!

by Marinov June 4, 2012

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

Booche

The bestest friend one can ever have. Your A1 since day 1. Your one true friend that few are lucky to find in this lifetime. They will always have your back no matter how many times you mess up. If you push them away they will always comeback and be there for you. A Booche knows how to make you happy even on your worst days. They understand you when no one else does. They are there to listen to all your petty problems and help you to become a better person. If you are lucky enough to find a Booche in this lifetime don’t let them go.

Katy’s my booche, don’t be mad you don’t have one.

by Betty Sue Joe October 2, 2019

bochee

bullshit

Dad (listening to "Fight the Power" by the Isley Brothers):
"I can't play my music
They say my music's too loud
I kept talkin about it
I got the big run around
When I rolled with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
With all this bochee going down"

Son: "That's bochee, daddy."

Dad: "It sure is son. It sure is."

by blindspot September 1, 2020

Bouched

"the act of making plans with friends and then not only not showing up, but not calling to let anyone know.

And then come back around in a month or two and act like nothing happened"”

I got bouched at the golf course today!

by Holgie October 14, 2020