blatently

A common misspelling of blatantly.

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"

by J-Lay February 28, 2008

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Full Bloated

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.

Man, I'm full bloated!

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Potential Bloater

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

by uyrladdy February 21, 2011

blattedelay

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.

- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.

by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 8, 2017

nose bleat

a muffled laugh that comes though the nose; typically caused by the attempted suppression of laughter aimed at someone else

When Tony walked out of the bathroom with his shirt tail hanging out of his fly, I tried to hold it in; but let out a nose bleat.

by J. T. Morgan June 28, 2007