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Blimping

(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.

Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.
by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021
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Skin Blimp

An impressive male genitalia gliding in for docking in your flesh hangar.
As she laid down, I released my skin blimp, but I was worried about a hard landing...
by cubs win February 22, 2012
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Simp Blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.
(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!
by yursh22 May 17, 2017
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blimp nails

Look at baby girls blimp nails, dang gurl
by Eddie Torres E.T. August 22, 2021
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blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.
fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe
by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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