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Blimp Shot

The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.
Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.
by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010
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Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.
"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".
by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011
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blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.
"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"
by cuddlerat April 20, 2005
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Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging
That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.
by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010
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Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...
Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)
by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008
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Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.
After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
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Blips

An insult sourced from the name "Plips" (Pussy Lips). This derivation refers to the Brown Pussy Lips - hence the B prior to Plips.

Similar to Dron, this name enforces the idea that an individual has battered their lips in that of a brown woman.
There are two Blips' in the Platoon house.
Blips fucked up.
Blips got caught holding hands.
by Jiggaman1 January 20, 2009
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