by Is it a word i can say? July 16, 2008
Get the Mikemug. The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.
Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...
by lolly papa July 13, 2011
Get the Mikemug. a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
by facon675309 August 14, 2011
Get the mikemug. when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007
Get the mikedmug. A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.
"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
by sfdk November 5, 2019
Get the Mikemug. He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.
He is practically fluent in french btw.
by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019
Get the mikemug. The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.
by Moobie mcgoober January 23, 2018
Get the Mikemug.