Emily Bather

Emily Bather is a flawless girl who doesn't take anyone's crap, is really funny, amazing, certainly talented, doesn't often trust people and definitely should not be taken for granted. She gets bashful when people complement her, as she thinks she shouldn't be complemented. She is very logical and can see through a liar like you can see through glass. So lie to her and watch out. Emily is very protective of everyone she cares about so don't mess with her. She does NOT talk about people behind their back's despite what some girls say about her. She is really smart and knows a lot more than what some people think. Emily is great at making friends, but she has trust issues as some girls have broken her trust when they started drama, by talking trash about her behind her back, ignoring her for about one school term ( 9-10 weeks ), and spreading rumors about her at a school camp. She is a great at hiding her emotions and is an amazing shoulder to cry on. She doesn't like all things girlish and is a tomboy. She is a crazy and really fun person to be around. She will give the right advice to you and is not afraid to express her opinion and believes that girls can do anything just the same as guys, and stereotypes should not exist. She is a dazzling person and when you get her never let her go.

Person A: Emily I just found out that my guy was cheating me for months for I broke up with him!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!

by mzee b February 2, 2021

Bethesda

A town in Washington DC suburbia in Montgomery County. Bethesda is unique because of its highly educated population. Montgomery County itself has a gang problem in areas like Silver Spring and Kensington, but its high standards for education are seen in its nicer areas like Bethesda, Potomac, and Rockville. Bethesda is populated mostly by families with high income. A lot but not most of them are filthy rich and are the ones you see living in the really big houses. Children who grow up in Bethesda tend to be ignorant of places that are less fortunate because there isn't much to worry about. This gives them the impression that places like Gaithersburg are ghetto. Kids from Bethesda tend to be generalized as spoiled rich white kids. True most of them are rich but only the spoiled ones are the people who give off this generalization. There is in fact, a very small population of working class families that live in Bethesda. Their kids are the ones that realize how ridiculous everything around them actually is. These same kids are usually the ones made fun of because their down to earth view of things in an over achiever environment. Bethesda is basically a utopia, so kids in Bethesda become bored and start doing drugs. While there doing drugs and are completely unaware that they just got ripped off, they convince them selfs that because they smoke bud and live near DC this somehow makes them hardcore. This is what gives Bethesda a bad rep.

Ignorant Rich kid #1: Dude, this shit soo dank.
Ignorant Rich kid #2: Yeah, I'm fucked up right now. Lets go back to my mansion and brag about how hardcore we are to each other while playing xbox 360 live.

Dealer #1: I aint sellin shit.
Dealer #2: Go to Bethesda. Yesterday i sold two white boys a shitty salad for $80. It wont even get them high.

by The Fountain of Knowledge April 16, 2008

Bethel Whore

A girl that will do anything to get a man to say I love you. They most likely are pursing the ring by spring ideology.

"Cute! They said I love you already!"
"Duh, She's a Bethel Whore."

by CoachJohnson@BU January 25, 2012

God Botherer

A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.

& who tries to convert people to the lord.

God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.

by HALBHALB June 24, 2008

bethesda

Suburban town in MOCO where adults make almost as much money as those in near-by Potomac. The prep population is massive and ranges from 13 year old hookers to 17 year old ex-football players that suck at lacrosse. Very similar to Potomac, although there is a smaller population of Asians and even a tiny population of down-to-earth punks who enjoy scaring their prep classmates, fighting the man, and tagging benches in the multi-million dollar public parks. Even with all their money, all kids end up doing is going to the Montgomery Aquatic Center (because swimming outside, besides in the pool in your backyard is just unsanitary, and anyway, you might bump into some wangsters at a public pool in Rockville) and skateboarding badly up and down Wisconsin Avenue going to Mongolian BBQ for 10 minutes at a time and only eating half a plate. Most kids live less than 15 blocks away from Whitman High, but instead decide to A) Nag their parents to buy them a car worth at least $15,000 B) Go to Landon or Georgetown Prep and tell all your friends you're doing a girl at Holy Cross or finally C) Vice versa.

Bethesda kid #1: Yesterday I saw these emo kids hanging out in the park I was driving past in my new Mercedes.

Bethesda kid #2: EEEWWW you saw emo kids??

Bethesda Kid #3: Did you throw anything at them?

Bethesda Kid #1: I would have, but I didn't wanna get outta my car and get my new Lacoste all polleny.

(silence while checking voicemail on their new sidekicks)

Bethesda kid #2: HEY-let's go to Monogolian BBQ!

by Jeremy Vicious September 12, 2006

Hot and Bothered

Increase in body heat and sexual arousal caused by a certain person or object.

Dwayne:I love you and how your personality gets me all hot and bothered

Amanda:D'awww how nice, whatever the Fuck that means

by Sirshinypenis6 April 4, 2011

Bethesda

Where AWESOME, but rich and intelligent kids live in mansions or large houses and drive expensive cars. You can always see atleast 3 Mercedes Benz and 5 SUVs. Most kids own designer clothes and there is a very high prep population. And Polo makes a lot of profit from this certain area. Most kids also go to ivy league colleges.

X: I bought this new polo the other day!
Y: So how many do you have now?
X: 257

by Maddie January 10, 2005