Sock Barnacle 

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

Sock Barnacle by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.

You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!

Bohemian Barnacle by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

turd barnacle 

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

turd barnacle by kynaris June 4, 2011

bone barnacle 

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

bone barnacle by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007

tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

tour barnacle by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

Yeast Barnacle

A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.

Dude did you let kristen sit on your face? Your face is covered in yeast barnacles.

Yeast Barnacle by The_Cancerator October 6, 2017

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.

My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.

Car Barnacle by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019