Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie
“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles
by Ballzinyojaws September 17, 2021
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Boochie is like coochie, but for men; I presume. I barnacles must be pimples - like a simple dimple.
"Bruh this bitch has the phattest boochie barnacles I ever did see. They better check it out."
by bestdadevrr September 14, 2021
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Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'
by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022
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Stupid fucking rapper who can't rap for shit

some kid jerking off at home to spongebob and gets jumped everyday at school.
Have you heard lil Barnacles music

you mean lil trash yee found his music on garbagecloud
by gucciganger November 28, 2017
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