Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.

Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...

by Z-bone December 01, 2009

Sure Attack

The HUGE urge you have to yell the word "SURE" a million times when someone is telling u a bullshit story, fact, or anything unbelievable in general

steve was telling me about his crazy weekend in california with p-diddy and i almost had a full blown SURE attack

by nuckfiggs October 21, 2010

status attack

when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.

dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!

willy: sorry, i was having a status attack

by runandtellthathomeboy January 12, 2011

Crush Attack

When your thinking about your crush for a long ass time. Like bro your stalking them, and your just fucking looking at their pictures and listening to their type of music. And your just sitting on your couch with a hoodie and think to yourself “damn he/she will never like me” and your heart is pounding. So yea that’s a ducking crush attack.

Jade: yo you good fam
Nathaly: nahh...brooo. I can’t stop thinking about this fuckinggg bitchhhhh. Ughhh.

Jade: damn bruh. Crush attacks suck
Nathaly: frrrrr

by Babygirlforlifemyguy April 16, 2019

penguin attack

When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.

You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!

by The Regent October 15, 2010

Stretch Attack

That little orgasm you have when you stretch every muscle in your body at the same time.
Often a Stretch Attack starts from a yawn and ends up making you raise your arms, stand on your tip toes, and scream.

Loosh: The other night I thought I was walking in on John and his girlfriend having sex. However, I soon came to discover upon further investigation, that my roommate John was in fact conceiving a Stretch Attack.

by SchwingSchwongByah May 02, 2013

Cass Attack

Doing a math problem that is meant to trick you in Mr. Cassidy's class

Here comes the Cass Attack

by ooofmaster69 April 01, 2020