Ambulance Moment

An Ambulance Moment is a moment of realization. Synonymous with: aha moment; epiphany.

I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!

by bigfinger January 29, 2024

ambulance

you go to the hospital

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.

by hdkbwuinamp[ January 5, 2023

Ambulance Chaser

Someone who is attracted to drama.

Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.

They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.

Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?

by KidsMom91 February 21, 2020

ambulance

yoshikage kira's worst enemy and the cause of his death.

woman: Look out!

Yoshikage: What?

*proceeds to get run over by an ambulance*

by anonumasay May 23, 2022

Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.

A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.

by dpml July 27, 2023