Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

by Mac Willer April 19, 2018

Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

Albanian rugrumping

Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car

“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”

by Tuxtan December 1, 2024

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025