amendment 32

it’s illegal to write about yourself from an outside perspective.

friend: i think i’m gonna write about my performance at the school play
me: nope. amendment 32

by limebeansheart November 12, 2021

28th Amendment

A hypothetical amendment of the U.S. Constitution that allows citizens to party and have fun without government interference.

The 28th Amendment is a good thing for partygoers.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 19, 2021

times amended

idk mama and them always did say it. i think it means time has refined us.

how times amended...

by susiescout March 1, 2017

Amendable

To be agreeable to something. An action or suggestion. Dealing with a level of persuasion.

french: origin.

Colleague: Hey Gryf, I have a few introductions I would like to make to you sometime. I think it will help with networking.

Gryf: Sure. That’s seems to be an amendable plan.

by Professor Of the First Bench June 11, 2018

13th amendment

Coerced labor is right! I'm also being surveilled and harassed! I'm going to have to murder one of your kids or something because if I'm not going to get rights then I'm sure as hell not going to let your kids get them!

Hym "My 13th amendment right not to have my labor coerced labor. You're stealing my intellectual property to try and make work more than I have to uunder the auspices of some sort of obligation to society and I'm not going to do it. And manipulation? Yeah, if weaponized schizophrenia and laundering off my digital identity (that is literally and exaggeration of my actual identity under a pseudonym that is a riddle to which is the solution to my name) isn't manipulation and hiding my identification that I don't know what it is. But clearly the only solution is CHILD MURDERED. Child Murder is with good and will solve my problem immediately! Unless... Do anyone else have any other ideas that don't involve either letting them steal it, asking, working, or doing anything other than this? Because I refuse to do any of those! No? So child murder it is, I guess. If I think of something else that will result in me getting the credit and the money without having to listen to YouTube shit-heads and perform their delusional worldviews I'll let you know. But unless someone else comes up with another idea as to how I'm going to get the credit and the money and then come here to where I am to give me that credit and money I guess I'll just have to do a child murder.... Yep."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020