A certified head-ass, dumb-ass, as well as bitch-ass. Well worth your time if you don't mind catching
ligma, he is contagious. He(or she,they) should have an Adam's Apple, if they do not, they are wild Adam's. The common Adam has frat style apparel. They can be easily identified by the
hat. If they do not have a hat or dress like a frat
boy, they are also wild and caution should be used. An Adam should surprise you, and they might scare you. You
will find them at high schools, colleges, coffee shops, sport apparel stores,
urban areas, and the such. In their free time, they play a lot of video games with occasionally twitch streaming and like to drive safely in a compact sedan. Let the Adam come to you and he
will be more passive.
An Adam: "I heard so-and-so went to the hospital."
You, slightly panicked: "Wait what, are they okay?!"
An Adam: "Yeah just some
chronic Ligma."
You, the naive one: "What's
Ligma?"
Must I finish?
