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goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.
Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.
by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004
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goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid
You're such a goofy goober
by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010
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Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016
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goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man
Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.
by Itswoody April 3, 2017
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Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!
by gozorz January 19, 2009
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Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.
"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"
by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023
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Goofy headass

When your moari girlfriend being a headass and is acting cute
by KYASmanz July 30, 2019
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