A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
by Devinny April 5, 2019
Get the Brianmug. Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.
by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010
Get the Brianmug. 
Brian is an amazing person with a great personality... He cares for all his friends and if you mess with his friends he will be there to help them no matter what.
Brian is kind and loyal... He will care for some girl he loves and will be all serious for her... He is the kind of person that's really athletic and handsome.... Girls don't wait around.. Go get your Brian..
Brian is kind and loyal... He will care for some girl he loves and will be all serious for her... He is the kind of person that's really athletic and handsome.... Girls don't wait around.. Go get your Brian..
Bully: Hey idiots give me your lunch money
Brian: Leave them alone else you wanna mess with me
Bully: Ok sheesh
Friend: Thanks bro
Brian: No problem
Brian: Leave them alone else you wanna mess with me
Bully: Ok sheesh
Friend: Thanks bro
Brian: No problem
by Heyyy.Its.Kk December 21, 2017
Get the Brianmug. cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)
example:
bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
by anonymous July 15, 2021
Get the brianmug. by Brian Brian Brian February 11, 2021
Get the Brian.mug. Some guy who likes to play COD games with the boys. This man deserves a girlfriend. If you know anyone named Brian he’s probably cool cause the Brian I know is.
by axedeodorant May 6, 2020
Get the Brianmug.