A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)
Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.
by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021
Get the Cailloumug. by My name is taken i'm Coco btw January 9, 2022
Get the Cailloumug. A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
by BodiButter September 18, 2023
Get the Cailloumug. by Bastobasto July 1, 2017
Get the Cailloumug. by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025
Get the Cailloumug. Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
Get the Cailloumug. An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.
Most Millennials are raising Caillous.
"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024
Get the Cailloumug.